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From Generation to Generation
A sixty year old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There`s nothing wrong with you. You have the body of a thirty-five year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?”
The sixty year old responded, “Who said he was dead?”
The doctor was surprised and asked, “How old is he, and is he very active?”
The sixty year old responded, “Well, he is …
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The Case of the Angry Honoree
A congregant has made a large contribution to his synagogue. But he has long since forgotten …
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Has It Come to That?
A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukkah cards.
She says to the …
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A Mother Knows
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going …
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R-E-S-P-E-C-T, Tell Me What it Means to Me
There were two carriage drivers of Poland who were in constant rivalry for passengers. One was Ivan … Read more »
A Mother Knows
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From Generation to Generation
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A Yom Kippur Dilemma
Mr. Goldberg calls his Rabbi and says, “Rabbi, I have a problem and I need your advice. This year my beloved Yankees are playing a playoff that starts on the night of Kol Nidre. You know I’m a super fan, so you can imagine how torn up I am. What should I do?”
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David and Goliath: The Law of Tooth and Claw
The Israelis and Arabs realized that, if they continued fighting, they would someday end up destroying the whole world. So they decided to settle their dispute with an ancient practice: a duel of two, like David and Goliath. This “duel” would be a dog fight. The negotiators agreed each side would take five years to develop the best fighting …
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The Price of a Mink
Little Shimmy came home from school one day and found his mother in a new mink coat.
“Wow, Mom. That poor animal must have suffered terribly just so you could have a fur coat.”
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The War Hero
A Jewish boy of the American Expeditionary Forces would steal out of his trench every night, during the hours of gloom and silence when the batteries paused in their spray of death and destruction, and return each time with ten or fifteen captives from the enemy camp.
This feat, repeated every night by the young hero, so impressed his superior officers …
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Domestic Bliss?
What was the first thing Eve did when Adam came home late one night?
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A Miracle in Cracow
The well-known Rabbi Nathan was in the synagogue of Krakow when he suddenly screamed.
“Why did you howl like that?” asked his startled pupils.
“I couldn’t help it,” declared Rabbi Nathan. “Just a few moments ago the great Rabbi Solomon of Lemburg died.”
The entire congregation marveled at this demonstration of the rabbi’s miraculous telepathic powers and immediately went into mourning.
A few days …
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The Stalled Elephant
Zimmerman, the big cloak-and-suiter, wanted to have the biggest Bar Mitzvah of all time for his son. So he mapped out a safari to Africa and chartered six jumbo jets for his guests, and another six planes for the hunting and camping equipment, food and drink.
Everyone piled on board and all the planes flew in formation to equatorial Africa. There, …
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The Rabbi’s New Hat
Only a week earlier, the popular rabbi had been given a new fur hat as a Chanukah present. Now someone had stolen it.
There was only one way to find out who had perpetrated this crime, so the rabbi sent for Louie, the town’s king of thieves.
“How about it, Louie? Do you think you can get my fur hat back?” asked …
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A gorilla walked into a delicatessen…
A gorilla walked into Goldman’s delicatessen and ordered a pastrami sandwich on pumpernickel with a piece of pickle on the side — to go.
“That’ll be six dollars,” said Goldman, handing the ape the sandwich. “And I must say, I never expected to see a gorilla in my store!”
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