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Secrets are for Sharing
Miriam and Sadie are lying on their sunbeds. Sadie turns to Miriam and says, “I can’t keep it a secret any longer, I’m having an affair.”
Miriam nods. “So who’s doing the catering?”
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Filed under: Family Life
A Mother Knows
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”
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Filed under: Family Life, Featured, Marriage, Mothers
In Praise of Older Men
Dorothy and Zelda, two ‘senior’ widows, are talking:
Dorothy: “That nice Hymie Cohen has asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.”
Zelda: “Well, I’ll tell you: He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 pm, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! …
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Filed under: Jewish Blue-ish
Up Where You Belong
It was mealtime during a flight on El-Al. “Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked Moshe, seated in front.
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Filed under: Israel