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A Flasher’s Worst Nightmare
Sadie and Miriam are walking home one night when they are approached by a stranger who flings open his raincoat.
Miriam raises one eyebrow, turns to Sadie and asks, “Call that a lining?”
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Filed under: Jewish Blue-ish
The Pen is Mightier than the Sword
A rabbi was opening his mail one morning. Taking a single paper from an envelope, he found written on it only one word: “shmuck.”
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Filed under: Rabbis, Synagogue Life
What a Wedding!
What’s the difference between an Orthodox wedding, a Conservative wedding, and a Reform wedding?
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Filed under: Rabbis, Synagogue Life, Weddings
Has It Come to That?
A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukkah cards.
She says to the clerk, “May I have fifty Hanukkah stamps?”
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Filed under: Chanukah, Featured, Holidays, Synagogue Life