A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukkah cards.
She says to the clerk, “May I have fifty Hanukkah stamps?”
The clerk says, “What denomination?”
“Oh my God,” the woman says, “has it come to this? Give me sixteen Orthodox, twenty-two Conservative, and twelve Reform.”
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Tags: Chanukah, Conservative, Orthodox, Reform, stamps
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