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The Lonely Widow’s Luck
A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Ft. Myers, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. “Hello, sir, how are you today?”
“Fine, thank you,” he responded, and turned back to his book.
“I love the beach. Do you come here often?” she asked. …
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Filed under: Jewish Blue-ish
Are You Here?
Moshe Goldstein is on his deathbed. His family gathers around him.
“Melvin, my son, are you there ?” he croaks.
“Yes, Father, I’m here.” comes the dutiful reply.
“Miriam, my beloved daughter, are you there?”
“Yes, Father, I am here.” sobs his daughter.
“Sarah, my darling wife, are you there ?” he cries.
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Filed under: Family Life
The Race is Not to the Swift
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Filed under: Cartoons, Jewish History, Sinai
The Jews Know Everything First
George Bush is surrounded by his most trusted advisors when he asks, “How do the Jews know everything first?”
Nobody can answer his question, but one aide suggests he speaks with Henry Kissinger.
He calls him on the phone.
“Henry, Mr. President here, tell me… as one of the Chosen People, how do the Jews always know everything first?”
Kissinger replies, “I don’t know Mr. President. But if you really want to find out, I think you need …
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