In the 1950′s, Feigela Rothstein from Chicago decided to go on vacation to Miami.
Upon trying to checking into a nice hotel, the concierge told her, “Sorry, there’s no vacancy.”
Just then, a man checked out. Feigela then exclaimed, “Good, now you have a room.”
“Sorry”, the man behind the counter replied, “this hotel is restricted.”
“And what does that mean?” she asked him.
“Jews aren’t allowed here.”
“Well what makes you think I’m Jewish?” she shot back.
“I know you are!”
“Well, I’m not! I’m a Catholic! ” she insisted.
“So tell me, ” the man replied, “Did God have a son?”
“Sure.”
“What was his name?”
“Jesus.”
“And where was he born?”
“In Bethlehem, in a stable.”
“And WHY was he born there?”
“Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t rent his parents a room!”
Filed under: Anti-Semitism, Non-Jewish
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