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An Auspicious Inauguration
The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected Susan Goldfarb, the first woman as well as the first Jewish president. She calls up her mother a few weeks after election day and says, “So, Mom, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?”
“I don’t think so. It’s a ten hour drive, your father isn’t as young as he used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.”
“Don’t worry about it …
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Filed under: Family Life, Mothers, Politics, USA
Fine for Swimming
A hundred years ago, a Yid comes to America and works as a traveling peddler. One day in July, he’s walking down a New England road when he finds a cool country lake. He takes off his clothes and takes a dip, when the country sheriff arrests him and throws him in jail.
The next morning he appears before the local magistrate.
“Sir, you have been arrested for trespassing. Didn’t you read the sign? It says, ‘Private …
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Filed under: Immigration
