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Twenty Sad Stories
Reuven, Shimon, and Levi went touring in New York City on vacation. They stayed on the sixtieth floor of a large apartment building. Before they went out touring, Reuven gave the key to their room to Levi to hold, saying that he may lose it. Levi also feared losing it, so he gave it to the attendant of the building to hold for them.
One night, upon arriving home very late, the attendant …
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Filed under: Shlemiels & Shlimazels
Travel Broadens One
A Brooklyn tourist was strolling through Hong Kong when he spied a synagogue. He entered and, sure enough, he found a Chinese rabbi and a Chinese congregation. Even though he spoke no Chinese, he was touched by the service.
Afterward, the rabbi stood by the door greeting his congregants.
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Filed under: Rabbis
Fancy-Shmancy
An American Jew was shopping on Regent Street in London. He entered a posh gourmet food store. A sales representative, in a long morning coat with tie and tails, approached.
“May I be of help to you, sir?”
“Yes. I’d like a pound of lox.”
“Sorry, sir; do you mean smoked salmon?”
“Okay, a pound of smoked salmon.”
“Anything else, sir?”
“Yes, a dozen blintzes.”
“I believe you mean crepes, sir.”
“Okay, a dozen crepes.”
“Anything else, sir?”
“Yes. A pound of chopped liver.”
“You are …
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Filed under: Immigration, Kosher Food