A Catholic priest was manning a confession booth for several hours and wanted relief. He asked his friend the rabbi to fill in for him. When the rabbi said he had no experience, the priest asked the rabbi to stay with him in the booth and observe what he did. The rabbi obliged.
A man confessed that he had committed adultery three times with his secretary. The priest told him to say two Hail Marys and put five dollars in the box. Next, a woman told the priest that she had committed adultery twice with her boss and once with a neighbor. The priest repeated his instructions. The rabbi then said he knew what to do and could take over.
When another woman came around and confessed to the rabbi that she committed adultery, the rabbi asked, “How many times?”
The woman said she did it once with the plumber.
The rabbi responded: “Do it two more times. We’re having a special. Three for five dollars.”
Filed under: Non-Jewish, Rabbis
Tags: adultery, confessional, Hail Mary, priest, rabbi
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