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Paranoid
Moishe goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.”
“What’s wrong?” Asked the Rabbi
“My wife is poisoning me.”
The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be?”
Moishe pleads, “I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s poisoning me, what should I do?”
The Rabbi then offers, “Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.”
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Filed under: Family Life, Marriage, Rabbis
Out of Time
Abraham was making his weekly Erev Shabbos shopping trip to the Jewish section of town, when he noticed that his watch had stopped working. Fortunately, he soon saw a store with a giant watch hanging over the door. Slowing to look, he saw a display window filled with exquisite clocks, wristwatches, pocket watches, even grandfather clocks.
Abraham popped inside and asked the proprietor how much it would cost to repair his watch.
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Filed under: Circumcision, Traditions
Never Forget!
There was a young fellow who emigrated from Russia to Texas. He assimilated, worked hard and prospered. He had a good life, so he sent for his father to join him.
His father looked like a religious Jew.
The son decided his father would be happier if his appearance were that of a native Texan. So, he brought his father to a barbershop and had his beard and sidelocks shaved off.
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Filed under: Children, Family Life, Fathers, Immigration, USA
It Happens Every Day
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
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Filed under: Rabbis