Abraham was making his weekly Erev Shabbos shopping trip to the Jewish section of town, when he noticed that his watch had stopped working. Fortunately, he soon saw a store with a giant watch hanging over the door. Slowing to look, he saw a display window filled with exquisite clocks, wristwatches, pocket watches, even grandfather clocks.
Abraham popped inside and asked the proprietor how much it would cost to repair his watch.
The elderly man replied, “I’m sorry. I don’ repair vatches.”
“Well then, how much to replace it?”
“I’m sorry. I don’ sell vatches.”
“Oh… What what do you do?”
“I’m a moyle.”
“A moyle! Then why do you have all these timepieces on display in your window?!?”
The moyle replied, “Nu? Vat should I have in my vindow?”
Filed under: Circumcision, Traditions
Tags: circumcision, clocks, moyle, watches
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