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Three Texans are sitting together on an airplane. Two are hardy, tall men wearing cowboy boots and ten-gallon hats. The third is a little old Jewish man wearing a yarlmuke, short pants, and sandals over high black socks.

The first Texan boasts, “My name is Roger, I have two-thousand acres and three-thousand head of cattle. I call my place ‘The Jolly Roger’.”

The second Texan tops this. “My name is Gene. I own five-thousand acres and five-thousand head. I call my place ‘Gene’s Valley Estate’.”

Not to be left out, the little old Jewish man reports, “I own two-hundred acres and got no cattle.”

“And what do you call your place?” says Roger sarcastically.

“‘Downtown Dallas,” he replies.

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