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A Legacy
A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a rabbi are discussing what they would like people to say after they die and their bodies are being prepared for burial.
Priest: I would like someone to say, “He was a righteous man, an honest man, and very generous.”
Minister: I would like someone to say, “He was very kind and fair, and he was very good to his parishioners.”
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Filed under: Rabbis, Traditions
Keeping Kosher
A rabbi walking home from the synagogue saw one of his good friends, a pious and learned man who could usually beat the rabbi in religious arguments.
The rabbi walked faster to catch up to his friend, but was horrified to see his friend go into a Chinese restaurant. (Not a kosher one.)
Standing at the door, he observed his friend talking to a waiter and gesturing at a menu. A short time later, the waiter reappeared
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Filed under: Congregants, Kosher Food, Rabbis, Traditions
The Army of Hashem
Jack was coming out of shul; the Rabbi was standing at the door, as he always did, to shake hands.
The Rabbi grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside. The rabbi said to him, “You need to join the Army of HaShem!”
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Filed under: Congregants, Rabbis, Synagogue Life