Jack was coming out of shul; the Rabbi was standing at the door, as he always did, to shake hands.
The Rabbi grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside. The rabbi said to him, “You need to join the Army of HaShem!”
Jack replied, “I’m already in the Army of HaShem, Rabbi.”
The rabbi questioned, “How come I almost never see you except at Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur?!”
Jack whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”
Filed under: Congregants, Rabbis, Synagogue Life
Tags: army, Hashem, rabbi, Rosh Hashanah, Yom Kippur
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