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Ecumenical Outreach
There was an amazing accident involving a rabbi and a priest. The cars are completely shattered, though the rabbi and the priest don’t even bear a scratch between them.
The priest looks at the rabbi’s kipa and says: “Oh. You’re a rabbi.”
The rabbi looks at the priest’s collar and says: “Oh. You’re a priest.”
“Yes,” answered the priest.
“Well look at this: both of our cars are shattered to bits, but none of …
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Filed under: Non-Jewish, Rabbis
A Dinner Dilemma
Abe and Sarah have been married for over fifty years. Sarah is preparing dinner for the two of them, as she has hundreds of times before.
Sarah asks Abe whether he wants chicken soup or matzo soup for dinner.
Abe replies, “I would like matzo soup tonight, thank you.”
Sarah begins crying loudly.
Abe, very concerned, asks Sarah why she is sobbing.
Sarah, with tears rolling down her cheeks, replies, “Don’t you like my …
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Filed under: Family Life, Marriage
The Bargain Cow
The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk.
The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were amazed and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow …
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Filed under: Jewish Blue-ish
The Penitent
Moshe goes to see his Rabbi. “Rabbi, last week I missed saying Birkhat HaMazon.”
“Why?” asked the Rabbi.
“Because I forgot to wash my hands before the meal.”
“That’s twice you’ve broken the law, but you still haven’t told me why.”
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Filed under: Congregants, Kosher Food, Yom Kippur