Abe and Sarah have been married for over fifty years. Sarah is preparing dinner for the two of them, as she has hundreds of times before.
Sarah asks Abe whether he wants chicken soup or matzo soup for dinner.
Abe replies, “I would like matzo soup tonight, thank you.”
Sarah begins crying loudly.
Abe, very concerned, asks Sarah why she is sobbing.
Sarah, with tears rolling down her cheeks, replies, “Don’t you like my chicken soup?”
Filed under: Family Life, Marriage
Tags: chicken soup
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