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Sammy’s Good News
Sam was ready to tee off this gorgeous Sunday morning. He looked up to the sky and said, “Please God, tell me there’s a golf course in Heaven.”
The skies opened up and a deep voice proclaimed, “Sam, I have some good news and some bad news.”
“So, what’s the good news?”, asked Sammy.
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Filed under: Congregants
Adam and Eve and Ted and Alice
Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to His own children:
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said was: “DON’T!”
“Don’t what?” Adam replied.
“Don’t eat the forbidden fruit.” God said.
“Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit?
“Hey Eve! We have forbidden fruit!”
“No Way!”
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Filed under: Children, Family Life, Fathers, Mothers
A Papal Visit
A leading Israeli Rabbi had a meeting with the Pope. While negotiating a papal visit to The Holy Land, the Rabbi noticed a distinctive red phone on the Pope’s desk.
The Rabbi asked what the phone was for. The Pope explained that it’s a direct line to God.
The Rabbi asked if he could test it, and the pope replied, “Of course, but you should leave one-hundred dollars for the call.” The Rabbi thanked him and used …
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Filed under: Israel