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A Funny One
As part of an ecumenical exchange, a rabbi is invited to an evening meal at a monastery.
After a delightful meal one of the monks stands up and says “281″
There are a few quiet giggles, then another stands up and says “356″ Again more giggles.
Intrigued as to what is going on, the rabbi enquires of the abbot about what the numbers mean.
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Filed under: Non-Jewish, Rabbis
A Knight Errant
A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen. He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin.
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Aeronautical Engineering 101
Bernie, a young Jewish boy, decided he wanted to be an aeronautical engineer and build airplanes. Over the years he studied hard, went to the best schools, and finally got his degree. It didn’t take long before he gained a reputation as the finest aeronautical engineer in all the land, so he decided to start his own company to build jets.
His company was such a hit that the President of the United States called Bernie …
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A Messy Divorce
Morris calls his son in New York and says, “Benny, I have something to tell you. However, I don’t want to discuss it. I’m merely telling you because you’re my oldest child, and I thought you ought to know. I’ve made up my mind, I’m divorcing Mama.”
The son is shocked, and asks his father to tell him what happened.
“I don’t want to get into it. My mind is made up.”
“But Dad, you …
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Filed under: Children, Family Life, Fathers, Marriage, Mothers
Russian Military Tactical Planning
The commanding officer at the Russian military academy (the equivalent of a 4-star general in the U.S.) gave a lecture on “Potential Problems and Military Strategy.” At the end of the lecture, he asked if there were any questions.
An officer stood up and asked, “Will there be a third world war? And will Russia take part in it?”
The general answered both questions in the affirmative.
Another officer asked, “Who will be the enemy?”
The general replied, …
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