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Old Mister Goldberg opens a hardware store. He finds a picture of Jesus nailed to the cross, left from the previous occupant. Goldberg hangs it up as an advertisement with the caption: “They used Goldberg’s nails.”

His son, upon seeing this, exclaims to his father, “You can’t use that! It will cause antisemitism.”

So Goldberg exchanges it for a picture of Jesus’s body coming down from off the cross, with the caption: “They should have used Goldberg’s nails.”


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