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From Generation to Generation
A sixty year old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There`s nothing wrong with you. You have the body of a thirty-five year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?”
The sixty year old responded, “Who said he was dead?”
The doctor was surprised and asked, “How old is he, and is he very active?”
The sixty year old responded, “Well, he is …
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A Yom Kippur Dilemma
Mr. Goldberg calls his Rabbi and says, “Rabbi, I have a problem and I need your advice. This year my beloved Yankees are playing a playoff that starts on the night of Kol Nidre. You know I’m a super fan, so you can imagine how torn up I am. What should I do?”
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Filed under: Holidays, Rabbis, Synagogue Life, Yom Kippur