Never Forget!
There was a young fellow who emigrated from Russia to Texas. He assimilated, worked hard and prospered. He had a good life, so he sent for his father to join him.
His father looked like a religious Jew.
The son decided his father would be happier if his appearance were that of a native Texan. So, he brought his father to a barbershop and had his beard and sidelocks shaved off.
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Filed under: Children, Family Life, Fathers, Immigration, USA
An Auspicious Inauguration
The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected Susan Goldfarb, the first woman as well as the first Jewish president. She calls up her mother a few weeks after election day and says, “So, Mom, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?”
“I don’t think so. It’s a ten hour drive, your father isn’t as young as he used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.”
“Don’t worry about it …
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Filed under: Family Life, Mothers, Politics, USA
The Jews Know Everything First
George Bush is surrounded by his most trusted advisors when he asks, “How do the Jews know everything first?”
Nobody can answer his question, but one aide suggests he speaks with Henry Kissinger.
He calls him on the phone.
“Henry, Mr. President here, tell me… as one of the Chosen People, how do the Jews always know everything first?”
Kissinger replies, “I don’t know Mr. President. But if you really want to find out, I think you need …
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