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Hat Trick

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Hat Trick

A rabbi is walking slowly out of a shul in New York, when a gust of wind blows his hat down the street. He is an old man with a cane, and can’t walk fast enough to catch his hat. Across the street, a man sees what has happened and rushes over to grab the hat; he returns it to the Rabbi. “I don’t think I would have been able to catch my hat,” the …
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The Case of the Angry Honoree

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The Case of the Angry Honoree

A congregant has made a large contribution to his synagogue. But he has long since forgotten what meager knowledge of Hebrew he did possess, so he asks the rabbi not to call him up to read the blessings when the Torah is read. “Please,” he says, “every eye will be on me. Some of my friends will be there and I don’t want to appear like an ignoramus!” On the following Saturday, what does …
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