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Hot New Chanukah Present
This year’s best new Chanukah present for girls:
It’s a Jewish Mother Doll.
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The Rabbi’s New Hat
Only a week earlier, the popular rabbi had been given a new fur hat as a Chanukah present. Now someone had stolen it.
There was only one way to find out who had perpetrated this crime, so the rabbi sent for Louie, the town’s king of thieves.
“How about it, Louie? Do you think you can get my fur hat back?” asked the rabbi.
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Filed under: Chanukah, Congregants, Rabbis, Synagogue Life
A Visit to Santa
A Jewish six-year-old is reluctantly dragged off to see Santa at a department store, and pushed onto a line of eager children. Unlike the other children, Sammy sullenly refuses to sit on Santa’s lap.
“What would you like for Christmas this year?” asks the white-bearded old gentleman.
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Filed under: Chanukah, Children, Holidays, Non-Jewish
Has It Come to That?
A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukkah cards.
She says to the clerk, “May I have fifty Hanukkah stamps?”
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Filed under: Chanukah, Featured, Holidays, Synagogue Life