Jewish Jokes » Entries tagged with "doctors"
Fat Doctor
Dr. Simon is doing his rounds at the Minsky Retirement Home when he comes to ninety year old Hetty. As soon as she sees him, she says, “My, you are sure looking very handsome today, doctor.”
“Thank you Hetty,” says doctor Simon. “It’s very nice of you to say that.”
“Ha,” says Hetty, “I can see from your face that you don’t believe me. But I’m really sincere, doctor. I always tell the truth.”
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Filed under: Grandparents, Shlemiels & Shlimazels
From Generation to Generation
A sixty year old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There`s nothing wrong with you. You have the body of a thirty-five year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?”
The sixty year old responded, “Who said he was dead?”
The doctor was surprised and asked, “How old is he, and is he very active?”
The sixty year old responded, “Well, he is …
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Filed under: Family Life, Grandparents, Marriage, Mothers
A Medical Dilemma
Ninety year old Jakie enters the crowded doctor’s waiting room office. The receptionist asks, “What’s your problem?”
Jakie replies loudly. “There’s something wrong with my putz!”
The irritated receptionist says, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded room full of people and say something like that!”
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Filed under: Jewish Blue-ish
An Auspicious Inauguration
The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected Susan Goldfarb, the first woman as well as the first Jewish president. She calls up her mother a few weeks after election day and says, “So, Mom, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?”
“I don’t think so. It’s a ten hour drive, your father isn’t as young as he used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.”
“Don’t worry about it …
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Filed under: Family Life, Mothers, Politics, USA