Jewish Jokes » Entries tagged with "girlfriends"
Matchmaker, Matchmaker…
At the morning minyan, Rabbi Weinstock couldn’t help noticing twenty-something year-old Benny sitting at the back of the shul, looking very sad. After the service, Rabbi Weinstock goes to him. “What’s wrong, Benny? Tell me. Maybe I can help.”
“Oh, Rabbi,” replies Benny, “I just don’t know what to do. Whenever I bring a new girlfriend to my house and introduce her to my parents… no matter how wonderful the girl is, my mother always tells …
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Filed under: Children, Family Life, Fathers, Marriage, Mothers
The Missing Sugar Bowl
Mrs. Fisher comes to visit her son Jacob for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Rachel. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Jacob’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between …
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Filed under: Family Life, Mothers
A Mother Knows
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”
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Filed under: Family Life, Featured, Marriage, Mothers