Jewish Jokes » Entries tagged with "immigration"
Meet C. R. Eldrich
Abe runs into his old friend Hymie in Miami and yells, “Lipshitz, how’ve you been?”
Hymie whispers anxiously, “Shhh. My name isn’t Hymie Lipshitz any more. I’ve changed it to C. R. Eldrich.”
“From where did you get such a fancy name?” asks Abe.
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Filed under: Immigration, Jewish History
How Long is a Chinaman
A tourist in San Francisco is walking around in Chinatown and sees a sign that says: “Moishe Levy’s Chinese Laundry”.
He thinks, “Moishe Levy?!? Where does that come from?”
So he walks in and sees an old Chinese gentleman behind the counter. He asks, “How did a place like this get a name like “Moishe Levy’s Chinese Laundry?”
The old man answers, “Is name of owner.”
The tourist asks, “Well, who and where …
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Filed under: Immigration
Never Forget!
There was a young fellow who emigrated from Russia to Texas. He assimilated, worked hard and prospered. He had a good life, so he sent for his father to join him.
His father looked like a religious Jew.
The son decided his father would be happier if his appearance were that of a native Texan. So, he brought his father to a barbershop and had his beard and sidelocks shaved off.
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Filed under: Children, Family Life, Fathers, Immigration, USA