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Last Wishes of the Soon-to-be Headless
Dan Rather, Katie Couric, and an Israeli commando were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.
Dan Rather said, “Well, I’m a Texan, so I’d like one last bowlful of hot spicy chili.”
The leader nodded to an underling, who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, “Now I can die content.”
Katie Couric said, …
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Filed under: Anti-Semitism, Arabs, Israel, Politics
Ahmadinejad’s Wish Come True
A Canadian, an Iranian, and an Israeli find an old lamp in the desert. A genie floats out and offers to grant three wishes, one for each of them.
The Canadian says, “In my my family we have always been farmers. I want my land to be very fruitful.”
The genie grants his wish.
The Iraqi says,
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Russian Military Tactical Planning
The commanding officer at the Russian military academy (the equivalent of a 4-star general in the U.S.) gave a lecture on “Potential Problems and Military Strategy.” At the end of the lecture, he asked if there were any questions.
An officer stood up and asked, “Will there be a third world war? And will Russia take part in it?”
The general answered both questions in the affirmative.
Another officer asked, “Who will be the enemy?”
The general replied, …
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A Papal Visit
A leading Israeli Rabbi had a meeting with the Pope. While negotiating a papal visit to The Holy Land, the Rabbi noticed a distinctive red phone on the Pope’s desk.
The Rabbi asked what the phone was for. The Pope explained that it’s a direct line to God.
The Rabbi asked if he could test it, and the pope replied, “Of course, but you should leave one-hundred dollars for the call.” The Rabbi thanked him and used …
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Filed under: Israel