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Cultural Differences
The Italian says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have wine.”
The Frenchman says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have cognac.”
The Russian says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have vodka.”
The German says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have beer.”
The Mexican says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have tequila.”
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Filed under: Russians, Shlemiels & Shlimazels
A Man’s Man
A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew were discussing how they had dominated their spouses. After the Frenchman, and the Italian finished their bragging, they turned to the Jew and asked, “How about you?”
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Filed under: Jewish Blue-ish
Last Decision
Three men, an Italian, a Frenchman, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the execution. They asked the Frenchman what he wanted.
“Give me the best French wine and French bread,” he requested.
So they gave it to him, he ate it, and then they executed him. Next it was the Italian’s turn.
“Give me a great big plate of pasta,” said …
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Filed under: Kosher Food
A Screaming Contest
A group of three men met at a bar. One was Italian, one French, and one Jewish.
They began to speak of their wives. The Frenchman said, “I wiped butter all over my wife, and she screamed for twenty minutes!”
“That’s nothing!” the Italian exclaimed. “I rubbed pasta sauce on my wife, and she screamed for an hour!”
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Filed under: Jewish Blue-ish