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Smart Jews
In an all-Jewish school, a Russian man decides to disrupt a math class.
He storms in and cries, “You Jews think you’re so smart, try and answer this! There are seven trains going all around the country with sixteen cars on each train. There are thirty-three people on each car. How old am I?”
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Russian Military Tactical Planning
The commanding officer at the Russian military academy (the equivalent of a 4-star general in the U.S.) gave a lecture on “Potential Problems and Military Strategy.” At the end of the lecture, he asked if there were any questions.
An officer stood up and asked, “Will there be a third world war? And will Russia take part in it?”
The general answered both questions in the affirmative.
Another officer asked, “Who will be the enemy?”
The general replied, …
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