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Crackpot History
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile. A representative from Israel began:
‘Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, ‘What a good opportunity to have a bath!’
Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the …
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The Water Hazard
Moses and Hashem are playing golf.
Moses went to take the shot. The ball landed in the pond, and sank to the bottom. Moses walked up to the pond, stuck his club into the ground, and the water split in half. He walked into the pond on dry land, the water hazard forming walls on the left and the right, and from there he took another shot: Hole in two.
Hashem shoots …
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Filed under: Traditions, Uncategorized
The Wrong End of the Stick
A blue cartoon for Shavuos:
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Filed under: Cartoons, Circumcision, Jewish History, Sinai, Traditions
The Race is Not to the Swift
Click the image to see the full-size cartoon:
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Filed under: Cartoons, Jewish History, Sinai
Tzipporah’s Second Unilateral Action
Filed under: Cartoons, Family Life, Jewish History, Marriage, Sinai
The Eleventh Plague
Moses was sitting in the Egyptian ghetto. Things were terrible: Pharaoh wouldn’t even speak to him; the rest of the Israelites were mad at him; the overseers even more irritable than usual. He was about ready to give up.
Suddenly a booming, sonorous voice spoke from above: “Yo, Moses, heed me! I have good news… and bad news.”
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Filed under: Jewish History, Passover
Synagogue Signs
Signs on the front lawn of a shul:
1.
“Waiting for a sign from God?
Well here it is.”
2.
“Don’t give up; even Moses was once a basket case.”
3.
“Under the same management for over 5,766 years.”
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Filed under: Synagogue Life