Jewish Jokes » Entries tagged with "mothers"
Matchmaker, Matchmaker…
At the morning minyan, Rabbi Weinstock couldn’t help noticing twenty-something year-old Benny sitting at the back of the shul, looking very sad. After the service, Rabbi Weinstock goes to him. “What’s wrong, Benny? Tell me. Maybe I can help.”
“Oh, Rabbi,” replies Benny, “I just don’t know what to do. Whenever I bring a new girlfriend to my house and introduce her to my parents… no matter how wonderful the girl is, my mother always tells …
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Filed under: Children, Family Life, Fathers, Marriage, Mothers
Hot New Chanukah Present
This year’s best new Chanukah present for girls:
It’s a Jewish Mother Doll.
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A Summer Miracle
Sarah was walking with her little son on the seashore, when suddenly a big wave came and swept away the boy.
Desperately, Sarah begged Hashem for help. She would be even still more devoted to Him, serve Him with even greater enthusiasm.
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Filed under: Mothers, Traditions
The Missing Sugar Bowl
Mrs. Fisher comes to visit her son Jacob for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Rachel. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Jacob’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between …
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Filed under: Family Life, Mothers
An Auspicious Inauguration
The year is 2024 and the United States has just elected Susan Goldfarb, the first woman as well as the first Jewish president. She calls up her mother a few weeks after election day and says, “So, Mom, I assume you will be coming to my inauguration?”
“I don’t think so. It’s a ten hour drive, your father isn’t as young as he used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.”
“Don’t worry about it …
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Filed under: Family Life, Mothers, Politics, USA