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Cultural Differences
The Italian says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have wine.”
The Frenchman says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have cognac.”
The Russian says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have vodka.”
The German says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have beer.”
The Mexican says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have tequila.”
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Filed under: Russians, Shlemiels & Shlimazels
In Paradise
A Brit, a Frenchman, and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in The Garden of Eden.
“Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.”
“Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.”
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Filed under: Anti-Semitism, Politics, Russians
Smart Jews
In an all-Jewish school, a Russian man decides to disrupt a math class.
He storms in and cries, “You Jews think you’re so smart, try and answer this! There are seven trains going all around the country with sixteen cars on each train. There are thirty-three people on each car. How old am I?”
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Filed under: Anti-Semitism, Russians