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Last Wishes of the Soon-to-be Headless
Dan Rather, Katie Couric, and an Israeli commando were captured by terrorists in Iraq. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.
Dan Rather said, “Well, I’m a Texan, so I’d like one last bowlful of hot spicy chili.”
The leader nodded to an underling, who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, “Now I can die content.”
Katie Couric said, …
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Filed under: Anti-Semitism, Arabs, Israel, Politics
Everything is Bigger in Texas
Three Texans are sitting together on an airplane. Two are hardy, tall men wearing cowboy boots and ten-gallon hats. The third is a little old Jewish man wearing a yarlmuke, short pants, and sandals over high black socks.
The first Texan boasts, “My name is Roger, I have two-thousand acres and three-thousand head of cattle. I call my place ‘The Jolly Roger’.”
The second Texan tops this. “My name is Gene. I own five-thousand acres and …
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Never Forget!
There was a young fellow who emigrated from Russia to Texas. He assimilated, worked hard and prospered. He had a good life, so he sent for his father to join him.
His father looked like a religious Jew.
The son decided his father would be happier if his appearance were that of a native Texan. So, he brought his father to a barbershop and had his beard and sidelocks shaved off.
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Filed under: Children, Family Life, Fathers, Immigration, USA