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The Gentle Messenger
Five Jewish old men are playing poker one night, when Meyerowitz loses $500 on a single hand, stands up, clutches his chest and drops dead on the floor.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up.
Hirsh looks around and asks, “Now, who is going to tell the wife?”
They draw straws. Nordheim, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be …
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Filed under: Family Life, Marriage, Shlemiels & Shlimazels
Not a Routine Traffic Stop
A policeman stops a Jewish driver.
He tells him, “Excuse me Sir, there seems to be a problem.”
He replies, “Yes Officer, how can I help?”
The policeman says, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you…”
The driver replies: “Oh no. Please, tell me…”
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Filed under: Family Life, Marriage
A Man’s Man
A Frenchman, an Italian, and a Jew were discussing how they had dominated their spouses. After the Frenchman, and the Italian finished their bragging, they turned to the Jew and asked, “How about you?”
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Filed under: Jewish Blue-ish